Yo Mama =)

*TO be warned. This post is not intended to offend anyone. It’s only for your entertainment purpose. If you take jokes seriously, it is advisable that you discontinue reading this ‘Yo Mama’ post. All ‘Yo Mama’ jokes were selected from http://www.ahajokes.com/. Thank you, Nandri Vanakam and Sekian Terima Kasih


Hey pepz, how sweet is it to be in a Friday night. Super Kool Ay.. =) So I got bored half wayso I used the internet. My sister came into my room and started laughing. I thought she was insane for a moment of life. Then she came to me and said, “You know what that men said ‘Yo mama so old that her birth certificate was expired”. I immediately cracked up laughing. So I googl-ed this topic and here are the best ones so far. Feel free to add in yours in the comment box. Have a great weekend luvlies =)

• Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
• Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
• Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
• Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
• Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
• Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
• Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
• Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Happy Birthday luvlies (plus) Stress of term 3

Every time I come home, I do the same old routine. It’s boring. It’s almost 9 weeks, from today, before my major exam. I just can’t handle it already. I bet everyone in TCC is feeling the pressure just as I am. Semester 1 was actually easy going. Though there were assignments and projects due, it wasn’t that painful. But term 3, it’s a pain in the ass. The moment I wake up and go to class, I am studying, finishing my assignments or starting new assignments. Seems like every week there is either 3 assignments due( all at the same time) or 3 tests in that week. WHAT THE HELL!! Then when I get home, which is at 4-ish, I get to my computer and start my assignments. I really hate this. I know this is a benefit once it’s finish, but still, its super stressful.

Marks that I have been getting are not satisfying. They are just so depressing. I try my hardest but I end up getting shit marks. Can’t handle it no more. But I have to get a TER of 75 above to get into my nursing course that I badly wanna do. So please God Almighty, help me in this section of life.

How does the gray contacts look on me????

Last month (July) was kinda like a freak (in a nice way) month. 3 people who mean a lot to me turned 1 year older. First it was Prasenna (14) then my dad(5*), then Darren (22). It was nice seeing them grow 1 year older. We had a 3 in 1 party for them at my home. It was a mini 1 but yet, it was filled with Fun and Malaysian Pride. The *not fun part* of this is seeing my dad grow 1 year older. As most of you might have read my facebook post-out about my dad, I love him to death that I can’t see him grow any gray hair or go wrinkly. He is the man that makes me smile all the time. So I pray that God would continue to bless him (and Prasenna and Darren) richness in health and happiness.