Friday, August 20, 2010

Yo Mama =)

*TO be warned. This post is not intended to offend anyone. It’s only for your entertainment purpose. If you take jokes seriously, it is advisable that you discontinue reading this ‘Yo Mama’ post. All ‘Yo Mama’ jokes were selected from http://www.ahajokes.com/. Thank you, Nandri Vanakam and Sekian Terima Kasih


Hey pepz, how sweet is it to be in a Friday night. Super Kool Ay.. =) So I got bored half wayso I used the internet. My sister came into my room and started laughing. I thought she was insane for a moment of life. Then she came to me and said, “You know what that men said ‘Yo mama so old that her birth certificate was expired”. I immediately cracked up laughing. So I googl-ed this topic and here are the best ones so far. Feel free to add in yours in the comment box. Have a great weekend luvlies =)

• Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
• Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
• Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
• Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
• Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
• Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
• Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
• Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

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